Just wanted the whole internet to know about that.
In other news, my friend referred me to a BBC series called "Being Human" which is about a vampire, werewolf and ghost who live together and try to blend in with normal society. Based on the few episodes I was able to (TOTALLY LEGALLY) watch online, it is campy fun on the Torchwood level.
However, I have one strong objection. See if you can guess what it is based on this picture:
Dear Producers of Vampire-Related Media,
Despite what Twilight may have lead you to believe, vampires are allowed to comb and wash their fucking hair.
Observe:
Even in the 80s, vampires managed to have decent hair (Kiefer Sutherland's mullet in The Lost Boys totally worked in context**)!
Remember when Gary Oldman played Dracula, and he had a butt on his head? I once thought that was the low point in the history of vampire hair. But, thank you, Twilight, you have proved me wrong.
In conclusion, stop ruining vampires!***
I am too old to switch my allegiance to another preternatural species!
Love,
Kitty Pimms
*By the way, I discovered the other night that the cheesetacular 1990s revival of "Dark Shadows" is available to watch instantly on Netflix. It was the first TV show I ever watched ironically, learning sarcasm at the feet of the great Momma Pimms.
**IT TOTALLY DID
***The True Blood creative team is exempt. If you watch that show, I'm sure you know why they have a hair-related lifetime pass.
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