Comments!

The word on the street is that my comments aren't working! I have heard this from nigh on five people, which is three more than I even thought read my blog. And I get the impression those three mostly want to post impassioned defenses of You Know Who and his hideous hair.

Rest assured, hoardes of readers! I am working on this comment problem as dilligently as a very, very lazy person with little-to-no knowledge of programing can!

In the meanwhile, here is a graph I've made of my readership, based on this new information:
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