The Juvenile Truth

I am an occasional visitor to that blog that showcases foreign signs with odd English usage. I like to pretend that I enjoy it because I love playing with language, that I come not for the "cock fried rice"-style humor but for the moments of inadvertent poetry:



Or the times when some anonymous sign-maker has managed to use our language with more precision and creativity than we usually do:



But then, I see something like this:


And giggle for the rest of the day.