Saturday, July 18, 2009

A (Very) Short Play

POPCORN GIRL AT THE THEATRE WHERE WE WENT TO SEE HARRY POTTER: Are your hands... orange?

ME: Oh, yeah. It's just stage blood.

POPCORN GIRL: [creeped out] Oh...kay..?

ME: [baffled, because what if I had some mysterious skin ailment that caused my hands to look orange and was sensitive about it?]

FIN

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